December 2011
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Just found a bottle of Fortnum & Mason champagne...
NEW YEAR IS SORTED THEN.
Praise alcohol.
charliejamison replied to your post: New Years Resolutions
;________________________________________________________; Let’s have french toast when I get back from bdos. xxxxx
NOTHINGGG would please me more guuurl :) xxxxxxxxx
New Years Resolutions
To start taking more care about my health because I have been seriously neglecting that recently. I will eat healthily and do some exercise
Stop hating the degree that I am doing and MAN THE FUCK UP (remember Sarah it’s only 3 years, not a lifetime)
Take VERY good care of my money and learn to manage it a bit better, I’ve spent god knows how much on stupid things this Christmas that...
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I don't care if people think the Marc by Marc...
Ive just seen a large black leather and zebra print nylon tote online in a sale and I’m buying it.
I’m having a slight nylon and PVC bag obsession at the moment… But that’s also because I can’t afford anything leather lol.
I had my tonsils removed when I was 4 because they had been so swollen the doctor said it would be best to just have a tonsillectomy so that I wouldn’t have drastic problems with them in the future.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT TONSILS CAN GROW BACK.
And, lucky me, I’m one of a small percentage of people who underwent a tonsillectomy and then had their tonsils betray them like this.
And now...
Just unfriended about 50 people on Facebook
I realised I don’t even speak to these people and I dont even know them that well.
And I don’t want them looking and analysing my life. Facebook is horrible. I really would love to get rid of it if it wasn’t so great for keeping in contact with people who are abroad or in situations when you lose your phone.
Daily rant is over now. Thanks for reading.
Fishnet tights are really not flattering. I don't...
Ok guys...
So, how was your Christmas?
Mine was surprisingly ok for the first time in a loooong time.
And can I just point out how AMAZING Christmas TV was this year. Literally I spent the whole day watching cartoons. The TV schedule was: Kung Fu Panda, Aladdin, Happy Feet, Ratatouille and then Ice Age 3!
But then Boxing Day TV was shit because I turned on the TV this morning and the first thing I see...
HOLY SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS
I mean, I know it’s Christmas I didn’t just have a retarded epiphany and I’m not stupid.
What I meant to say (in a more educated way) was that I can’t believe a whole year has passed already and it feels like just yesterday that we were all up in CSM on the foundation, messing around and hardly doing any work.
It’s so sad. I’ll cry now… right after I...
HAAAAYYY
So I’m posting from my new iPad… This thing has made my life complete. Not joking, at all.
Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL, love you guys, I hope you all eat so much you explode and drink more than you can handle, that’s what I’ll be doing.
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Genuine conversation I heard this morning on the...
Builder 1: Man, look, it's that bird from that Dragon Tattoo film
Builder 2: Yeah, and?
Builder 1: She's in the new Sherlock Holmes, I didn't know she could speak English
Builder 2: Who the fuck are you talking about?
Builder 1: That girl, her name is like Naomi Rape-Face or something
Builder 2: Oh, er, alright mate.
Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
axon-axoff:
1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds…
As someone who works in one of the major jewellery districts in Europe I can tell you that this is...
My dad just put on a smoking jacket, grabbed a cigar, put two cherry tomatoes in his cheeks and sat in a wheelie chair in front of me so that he could swing around dramatically.
And he just recited the whole of Corleone’s famous scene from The Godfather.
I don’t think I’ve laughed so much in months, nearly wet myself and now my cheeks hurt.
drunkchicksandbigdicks:
“Luxurious” by Gwen Stefani makes me wanna roll around on a white fur rug while a handsome Greek man pours expensive golden champagne on me and a handsome French man licks it off.
Perfect description of how this song makes me feel. I would just add some gold and diamonds showering down on me.
whatthetits asked: *nippy minaj
The first time I wear a dress out and about in months and I get called a whore by a stranger.
So some gypsies tried to break into our building
Which means I got no sleep. How fantastic.
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If I could own ONE piece of artwork in the whole...
Not based upon monetary value at all (although if it were based on monetary value I would choose the Mona Lisa DUHHH you’d be silly not to), purely based upon desire of aesthetics and concept, it would have to be something by Shepard Fairey. Most of the images on Google Images don’t do him very much justice so here are some of my favourite pieces of his, mostly all of them are from the...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall was on TV last night
I forgot how funny that film was. And Jason Segel is naked. He may be not have a god-like figure but I would still tap. Just sayin’.
And Kristen Bell is a real bitch in that film.
And Russell Brand is quite funny, not an amazing actor, but he is funny.
And Mila Kunis seems like she’d be a really nice person to hang out with.
And Paul Rudd will never fail to amuse me, EVER.
And...
