February 2012
172 posts
Every once in a while I like to google myself…
Just to see what’s happening in my life that I don’t know about.
So I googled ‘why do people blush’ just for fun and this website came up describing the symptoms of blushing and how you can diagnose blushing…
I was like wtf…
But then it went on to say that some people suffer from ‘Severe Facial Blushing’ and it described everything I do when, for example, I have to speak in front of a large group of people and my face goes...
I haven’t been on here in a while, I mean, I know I post text posts like this but I haven’t really gone through my dash in ages.
This week has been so hectic for me in good and bad ways. And sad ways. The warm weather really cheered me up today though.
I have one stove and 10 housemates
You do the math
No pancakes for Vajy tonight
I just want someone to cook for me and feed me
Is that so much to ask for, god
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Haha does anyone else piss themselves laughing in a film when there is a glory hole in a bathroom and to lure someone in the person on the other side makes a noise like
‘OOohooOOOOoooohoooOOOoooOooohoooo’
- that wasn’t the best description of it but there is always a distinctive noise they make and it makes me laugh so much
(I’m watching Scary Movie right now and that...
I love how The Bodyguard has recently shot up the films chart on iTunes.
It’s such a bad film that no one ever really watched it, but I think it’s nice that people are now watching it out of sympathy for Whitney.
OH ANGELINA JOLIE WHY DON’T YOU GO AND FUCK YOURSELF
So Jolie’s new film about the Yugoslavian war based in Sarajevo is being released now and she had the première of the film in Sarajevo.
She went to the effort of making a massive glitzy-looking première in Sarajevo (which, I don’t know if you’ve seen the city, is very out of place) and then after the whole event was...
I’m doing an online BMI test and looking up dieting tips and healthy eating plans online all whilst eating a creme egg
I’M OUT OF CONTROL
whatthetits replied to your post: I really want some Thierry Lasry sunglasses but…
my sunglasses cost dolla I feel you. I got them by banking in a birthday present and guilt tripping my dad with “I have your stupid face I can’t wear glasses” I then crushed the beautiful original glass in them and now they have plastic lenses
Lol yeah on second thought, I’ve just been staring at a...
I really want some Thierry Lasry sunglasses but they’re like £280
I have such difficulty finding good sunglasses because my nose is low and my eyebrows are high and very defined and they stand out SO much when I wear ‘standard’ sunglasses.
Lasry sunglasses are the only funky/nice sunglasses that suit my face but of course they’re waaay out of my price range.
I’ll...
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Omg people on Facebook, like seriously, this girl I know from school just posted a photo of her python eating a rat, but the snake’s side split so it’s bleeding and shit and she wrote in the caption: ‘So funny my sides are splitting, pun intended!!!’
No one wants to see this, seriously.
POST STUFF LIKE THIS AGAIN AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
The Dating Song
whatthetits:
Put on shoes Put on cape Wash vagin Go on date
by Rico
I’m looking for a new flat because I have to move out in a couple of weeks
I phoned and emailed for about 25 places that are within my budget and in a good location but they’ve all been rented out already
Apparently there’s 10 people interested in every 1 flat in London, and that’s just Londoners, not including Olympics fans looking for a place this summer.
So basically,...
The other day with Rory in HMV looking at vinyl records:
Me: ‘BIG CD!’
Rory: ‘WHAT FOR?!’
(and then we had a right old laugh: ahahahahaha)
Today with my mum looking at vinyl records:
Me: ‘BIG CD!’
Mum: ‘Are you fucking retarded that’s a vinyl record, jesus christ, kids these days, I can’t believe it, can’t believe you’ve never...
